If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?

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Tarks would have been a recruitment consultant

McNeil would have been a scaffolder.

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sam of the south wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:15 pm Dweezy would be a super affable tiler

Edit: He’d need bucketloads of sugary tea and biscuits to stay productive in this weather, though.
Nah he'd be making a decent career as a DJ/MC - he's a dead ringer for Example

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Bluebridge wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:47 pm Peter Beagrie, motorbike stuntman.
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VBlue wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 7:53 pm Ndiaye - Maccies
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Tarks would deffo be one of those big eared boys on a farm.
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Cozzie wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 4:37 pm Tarks would deffo be one of those big eared boys on a farm.
And he’ll live in a big shed that nobody else can go in with giant chickens.
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