If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
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Tarks would have been a recruitment consultant
McNeil would have been a scaffolder.
Branthwaite 100% in finance. Perhaps a paraplanner with hopes to set up his own practice one day
McNeil would have been a scaffolder.
Branthwaite 100% in finance. Perhaps a paraplanner with hopes to set up his own practice one day
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Nah he'd be making a decent career as a DJ/MC - he's a dead ringer for Examplesam of the south wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:15 pm Dweezy would be a super affable tiler
Edit: He’d need bucketloads of sugary tea and biscuits to stay productive in this weather, though.

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Peter Beardsley, bell ringer.
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Dan Friedkin: Magician
Alan Irvine: Site Supervisor
Charlie Adam: Set-Meal Dietician
Dan Friedkin: Magician
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Gana lolVBlue wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 7:53 pm Ndiaye - Maccies
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Tarks would deffo be one of those big eared boys on a farm.
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And he’ll live in a big shed that nobody else can go in with giant chickens.
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