If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?

[Sir Stealth]

While we ponder some of the more serious questions ahead of a massive season for the club going into a new stadium…

On a lighter note what jobs do our players look like they would do if they weren’t footballers?

First one that sprung to mind to me was that James Garner would almost certainly be working on the fish counter in a Morrisons

I could see Michael Keane as a jolly postman

James Tarkowski a driver for one of your Yodels, your DPDs your UPS’s

[Shogun]

Pickford - Unemployed/Prison

[Cozzie]

Proper creasing up at Garner working the fish counter.

You've absolutely nailed that one

[Goaljira]

PSR Tim def looks like an estate agent. Branthwaite is running one a butchers stand on a market. Seamus looks like he should be wearing khaki's and keeping an eye on the velociraptor pen.

[Toddacelli]

Branthwaite would be a Wall Street trader with all his posh Eton mates.

Just walk into the job because of who his dad is.

[Sir Stealth]

I think Beto would be a super supportive personal trainer

I had Pickford down as an eccentric Butcher

Gana Gueye I can just picture him in a polo shirt with a lanyard on but not sure what job - maybe in a car showroom

[Brownie]

DCL - reminds me of a careers officer in a sixth form college

[Free Agent]

Branthwaite would be a Wall Street trader with all his posh Eton mates.

Just walk into the job because of who his dad is.

Needs a double-barreled name.

Jarrod Branthwaite-Bellis

[sam of the south]

Dweezy would be a super affable tiler

Edit: He’d need bucketloads of sugary tea and biscuits to stay productive in this weather, though.

[Free Agent]

Jack Harrison would be a barber

[sam of the south]

Jack Harrison would be a barber

I also reckon he would be open-minded enough to adopt the cotton wool on fire up the nostrils thing that he picked up from some Turkish colleagues at some point.

[Silas]

Feel like Mykolenko would be a postman

[Free Agent]

Patterson would be a PE teacher or some young Tory councillor

[Sir Stealth]

Could certainly see Yousef Chermiti as a Samsung rep in a curry’s

[sam of the south]

Patterson would be a PE teacher or some young Tory councillor

Woah, proper dis.






PE teachers are cunts.