Summer Transfer Window 2026

[AjaxAndy]

You clearly put more effort into that than our entire scouting team did to find us a new RB

Unfortunately with similar success

[blueToffee]

Think this is what happens when you say "28 year old right back" five times into a mirror

That link feels a bit dubious mind you. Maybe confused us with Roma:

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/roma- ... SSaEImF-sg

[AjaxAndy]

'Everton can afford him whatever the price'

Is that a typo and they meant to write 'can't afford him whatever the price?'

[Cozzie]

The memo to the recruitment team fell in a puddle so instead of:

GET ME A RAMPAGING RIGHT BACK

they got:

GET ME A AGING RI BA K

It looked like a question from Only Connect, haha.

[Cozzie]

More Kofane rumors.

Everton inquired about Christian Kofane.

[sam of the south]

Isn’t Kofane rated at £40m and wanted by Arsenal?

[Cozzie]

Probably a bollocks source

[Cozzie]

Isn’t Kofane rated at £40m and wanted by Arsenal?

Believe so, I was quite surprised we where linked at all to be honest.

[Trowel]

Probably a bollocks source

I've got that account blocked, so suspect it's one of Chico's alt accounts, or some other hilarious GOT character

[Cozzie]

I've got that account blocked, so suspect it's one of Chico's alt accounts, or some other hilarious GOT character

Thanks for the heads up