Summer Transfer Window 2026

[AjaxAndy]

You clearly put more effort into that than our entire scouting team did to find us a new RB

Unfortunately with similar success

[blueToffee]

Think this is what happens when you say "28 year old right back" five times into a mirror

That link feels a bit dubious mind you. Maybe confused us with Roma:

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/roma- ... SSaEImF-sg

[AjaxAndy]

'Everton can afford him whatever the price'

Is that a typo and they meant to write 'can't afford him whatever the price?'

[Cozzie]

The memo to the recruitment team fell in a puddle so instead of:

GET ME A RAMPAGING RIGHT BACK

they got:

GET ME A AGING RI BA K

It looked like a question from Only Connect, haha.

[Cozzie]

More Kofane rumors.

Everton inquired about Christian Kofane.

[sam of the south]

Isn’t Kofane rated at £40m and wanted by Arsenal?

[Cozzie]

Probably a bollocks source

[Cozzie]

Isn’t Kofane rated at £40m and wanted by Arsenal?

Believe so, I was quite surprised we where linked at all to be honest.

[Trowel]

Probably a bollocks source

I've got that account blocked, so suspect it's one of Chico's alt accounts, or some other hilarious GOT character

[Cozzie]

I've got that account blocked, so suspect it's one of Chico's alt accounts, or some other hilarious GOT character

Thanks for the heads up

[TrevorSteven]

Seems like Nørgaard is going through - doing the medical with us. Think Everton should look for more pace and athleticism but Moyes just wants his "slow horses"...
We will be run over in the midfield this year if we dont play with a very low block - but as we know - Moyes loves doing that.
I think Nørgaard is a step down from Gana and we have to pay for the downgrade...He played 100 mins of Premier League football last year...not good enough.

[chocciestarfish]

I've got that account blocked, so suspect it's one of Chico's alt accounts, or some other hilarious GOT character

Haha that’s why I ended up here this week. Got banned for “multi”

Presumably that means multiple accounts or something. I don’t have multiple, “there’s only one chocciestarfish” (yes that’s also my anthem)

But yeah that’s a definite GOT “ITK” account. The kind that’s known for being a stopped clock being right once per day


Anyway, back on topic. I like that we are spreading as many right back options as possible. Helps negotiations when you are able to say to Jed Spence or Ricos agent “not arsed mate, plenty more fish in the sea”

Praying we will get a second RB on top of the Canadian Scot - think we’ll get something with a bit more quality and shelf life IF we manage to offload Patterson