Dyche Watch

[Jamokachi]

Is avocado on toast woke now?

[Blueomar]

Desperate to remain relevant. Complete narcissist.

[Audrey Horne]

Is avocado on toast woke now?

Yeah didn't you hear? If we stopped eating it then we would be able to buy a house....

[TheRam]

Is the wokest of all the meals isn’t it?

That with a matcha as the drink.

[Bluebridge]

Is the wokest of all the meals isn’t it?

That with a matcha as the drink.

What’s a matcha?

[Cods]

What’s a matcha?

I dunno.
What's da matcha wid yu?

[Bluebridge]

I dunno.
What's da matcha wid yu?

Ah Shaddap a ya face.

[Cods]

Ah Shaddap a ya face.

I did not know that was an international hit.
Love it!

[Bluebridge]

I did not know that was an international hit.
Love it!

I was visiting my grandad in Australia about 1980-81 and remember him singing it all the time.

[Shogun]

It's all just very cringe. Buzz words like "avocado on toast" and playing to the gallery. You can easily imagine a bunch of footballers in their 20s would hate playing under him both for footballing and personality reasons.

[Bluedylan1]

He's positioning himself for his social media arc under a Reform government.

[Cods]

I was visiting my grandad in Australia about 1980-81 and remember him singing it all the time.

Ah thats brilliant. Do you have any relatives over here these days? Itsa not so bad.

[Bluebridge]

Ah thats brilliant. Do you have any relatives over here these days? Itsa not so bad.

My son is in Perth as is my best mate, and an uncle in NSW. Where are you?

[Cereal Killer]

He's positioning himself for his social media arc under a Reform government.

He’s going to go full Barton

[Free Agent]

He’s going to go full Barton

…stubs cigar in Steve Stone’s eye?