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Is avocado on toast woke now?
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Desperate to remain relevant. Complete narcissist.
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Jamokachi wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 10:17 pm Is avocado on toast woke now?
Yeah didn't you hear? If we stopped eating it then we would be able to buy a house....
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Is the wokest of all the meals isn’t it?

That with a matcha as the drink.
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TheRam wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 7:45 am Is the wokest of all the meals isn’t it?

That with a matcha as the drink.
What’s a matcha?
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Bluebridge wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 8:07 am What’s a matcha?
I dunno.
What's da matcha wid yu?
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Cods wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 8:27 am I dunno.
What's da matcha wid yu?
Ah Shaddap a ya face.
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Bluebridge wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:17 am Ah Shaddap a ya face.
😃
I did not know that was an international hit.
Love it! :)
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Cods wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 10:03 am I did not know that was an international hit.
Love it! :)
I was visiting my grandad in Australia about 1980-81 and remember him singing it all the time.
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It's all just very cringe. Buzz words like "avocado on toast" and playing to the gallery. You can easily imagine a bunch of footballers in their 20s would hate playing under him both for footballing and personality reasons.
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He's positioning himself for his social media arc under a Reform government.
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Bluebridge wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 10:30 am I was visiting my grandad in Australia about 1980-81 and remember him singing it all the time.
Ah thats brilliant. Do you have any relatives over here these days? Itsa not so bad.
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Cods wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 10:50 am Ah thats brilliant. Do you have any relatives over here these days? Itsa not so bad.
My son is in Perth as is my best mate, and an uncle in NSW. Where are you?
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Bluedylan1 wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 10:50 am He's positioning himself for his social media arc under a Reform government.
He’s going to go full Barton
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Cereal Killer wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 11:56 am He’s going to go full Barton
…stubs cigar in Steve Stone’s eye?
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