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Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:20 pm
by sam of the south
Silas wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:42 pm
Feel like Mykolenko would be a postman
But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:33 pm
by Toddacelli
I know he’s not a player, like, but Moyes: owner of a large haulage firm, spends most of his time now on the golf course.
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:39 pm
by Sir Stealth
I think it’s clear that Jake O’Brien looks like a scaffolder
Iliman N’Diaye looks to me like he could be a Barista
Mykolenko says to me British Gas Engineer
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:44 pm
by Free Agent
sam of the south wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:20 pm
But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
That’ll be Syl Distin
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:01 pm
by Blueomar
sam of the south wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:20 pm
But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
How many times will he ring?
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:56 pm
by AjaxAndy
Goaljira wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 10:32 am
PSR Tim def looks like an estate agent. Branthwaite is running one a butchers stand on a market. Seamus looks like he should be wearing khaki's and keeping an eye on the velociraptor pen.
Branthwaite 100% a butcher like, spot on!
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:58 pm
by AjaxAndy
Mykolenko would work in McDonald's.
Pickford - Taxi driver.
Keane - Geography teacher
McNeil - Welder
Tarks - Pig farmer
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:35 pm
by Blueomar
AjaxAndy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:58 pm
Mykolenko would work in McDonald's.
Pickford - Taxi driver.
Keane - Geography teacher
McNeil - Welder
Tarks - Pig farmer
Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:39 pm
by sam of the south
Blueomar wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:35 pm
Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
No way is Jordan Pickford like Travis Bickle
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:51 pm
by Free Agent
Blueomar wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:35 pm
Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
Fake Taxi driver

Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 7:53 pm
by VBlue
Ndiaye - Maccies
Thierno Barry - Charity Street Sales (Water Aid)
Pickford - Car Mechanic or Sheet Metal Worker
Gana - nightclub toilet attendant
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:25 pm
by blueforyou
Pickford: Roofer
Coleman: HR
Patterson: Painter & Decorator
Mykolenko: Warehouse/Fork Lift Operator
Tarkowski: Chef
Keane: Call Centre
Branthwaite: Dairy Farmer
O'Brien: Estate Agent
Garner: Gardener
McNeil: Electrician
Beto: HGV Driver
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:49 pm
by TheRam
Jake obrien comes to liverpool from Ireland to study at university. Gets a job behind the bar at the excelsior, ends up with a nice graduate gig in an office in town when he graduates.
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 9:52 pm
by UnsyisaRhino
I could see Keane as a policeman, he's got the policeman walk
Re: If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2025 4:30 am
by The Doc
TheRam wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:49 pm
Jake obrien comes to liverpool from Ireland to study at university. Gets a job behind the bar at the excelsior, ends up with a nice graduate gig in an office in town when he graduates.
I can see Jake O'Brien at the Hope Uni SU bar sinking quid pints, good shout.