If they weren’t football players , what job do they look like they would do?

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Silas wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:42 pm Feel like Mykolenko would be a postman
But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
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I know he’s not a player, like, but Moyes: owner of a large haulage firm, spends most of his time now on the golf course.
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I think it’s clear that Jake O’Brien looks like a scaffolder

Iliman N’Diaye looks to me like he could be a Barista

Mykolenko says to me British Gas Engineer
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sam of the south wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:20 pm But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
That’ll be Syl Distin
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sam of the south wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 1:20 pm But not a sexually coercive 1970’s one.
How many times will he ring?
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Goaljira wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 10:32 am PSR Tim def looks like an estate agent. Branthwaite is running one a butchers stand on a market. Seamus looks like he should be wearing khaki's and keeping an eye on the velociraptor pen.
Branthwaite 100% a butcher like, spot on!
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Mykolenko would work in McDonald's.

Pickford - Taxi driver.

Keane - Geography teacher

McNeil - Welder

Tarks - Pig farmer
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AjaxAndy wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:58 pm Mykolenko would work in McDonald's.

Pickford - Taxi driver.

Keane - Geography teacher

McNeil - Welder

Tarks - Pig farmer
Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
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Blueomar wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:35 pm Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
No way is Jordan Pickford like Travis Bickle
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Blueomar wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:35 pm Regular or obsessed stalker assassin type?
Fake Taxi driver ;)
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Ndiaye - Maccies
Thierno Barry - Charity Street Sales (Water Aid)
Pickford - Car Mechanic or Sheet Metal Worker
Gana - nightclub toilet attendant
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Pickford: Roofer
Coleman: HR
Patterson: Painter & Decorator
Mykolenko: Warehouse/Fork Lift Operator
Tarkowski: Chef
Keane: Call Centre
Branthwaite: Dairy Farmer
O'Brien: Estate Agent
Garner: Gardener
McNeil: Electrician
Beto: HGV Driver
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Jake obrien comes to liverpool from Ireland to study at university. Gets a job behind the bar at the excelsior, ends up with a nice graduate gig in an office in town when he graduates.
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I could see Keane as a policeman, he's got the policeman walk
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TheRam wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:49 pm Jake obrien comes to liverpool from Ireland to study at university. Gets a job behind the bar at the excelsior, ends up with a nice graduate gig in an office in town when he graduates.
I can see Jake O'Brien at the Hope Uni SU bar sinking quid pints, good shout.
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