Summer Transfer Window 2026

[Toddacelli]

Fuck this shit I’m off to do some painting.

[Matt1878]

We currently have more stadiums on our books than fullbacks.

[Trowel]

Seamus Coleman is still available.

[sam of the south]

Fuck this shit I’m off to do some painting.

I’m gonna paint some houses

[Toshyboy]

We currently have more stadiums on our books than fullbacks.

Or strikers!

[Lazarou II]

Or strikers!

Makes sense keeping Keane now.

[Shogun]

Hope Brennan Johnson likes playing as a 9

[Granite]

Fuck this shit I’m off to do some painting.

Watercolours or ceilings?

[Sir Stealth]

Do the club know that they don’t have to wait til dead on the hour to announce things?!

Be nice if at 10pm it’s announcing someone we are signing this time rather than someone we are selling

[Trowel]

I wonder if this means we can sign a £40m player in January?

Of course it doesn't.

[MayorFarnham]

I'm glad it's a two window strategy because I can't take another one of these.

[Cozzie]

So as it stands are we really in a position that we have got rid of 5 players and brought absolutely no one in?

[Sir Stealth]

Do the club know that they don’t have to wait til dead on the hour to announce things?!

Be nice if at 10pm it’s announcing someone we are signing this time rather than someone we are selling

Oh it is another departure announcement at 10. Brilliant

[Lazarou II]

We go with what we haven't got.

[Shogun]

hahahahah Tammy Abraham for gods sake