Reports are emerging from the Merseyside area of an earthquake measuring 5.6 on the Richter Scale. The cause is as yet confirmed, but believed to have been caused by the entire Everton fan base simultaneously orgasming at the idea of Michael Keane not only leaving the club, but doing so for actual money.
Michael Keane
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Re: Summer Transfer Window 2026
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Michael Keane
Maybe why the Josh achuempong rumours have sprang up?kramer wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:58 pm Would be incredible to get some cash in for Keane.
A bit risky to only carry 3 natural CBs in light of Branthwaite’s ongoing fitness issues though.
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Re: Michael Keane
Wouldn't read too much into an account like that.
A decent centre half isn't going to come here and be 4th choice anyway.
A decent centre half isn't going to come here and be 4th choice anyway.
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Re: Michael Keane
Michael Keane would be great in the championship. Seeing him play more games than O’Brien in pre season and Branthwaite’s injury record doesn’t fill me with confidence. Seems like he 3rd choice all along.
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Summer Transfer Window 2026
West Ham are looking to move for Michael Keane of Everton who is understood to be available(Via - ExWHUEmployee on X )
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Re: Michael Keane
Feel like he wouldn't be interested in going. Will probably retire in 3 or 4 years and is playing plenty of games as it is in the Premier League on better wages
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Re: Michael Keane
Hate to say it, but would be too much of a risk to lose him at this stage in the window - would need to be replaced with experienced cover.
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Re: Michael Keane
He is here for another season and will most likely feature and start a fair number of games to.
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Re: Michael Keane
What kind of shit club sells two centre backs, we’ll be screwed when Branthwaite gets injured etc etc etc
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Re: Michael Keane
Did….. did it actually work..????? 
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Re: Michael Keane
That exwhuemployee has traditionally been a decent source haven't they?
Or am I mistaking that with another clubs ex[club]employee account?
Or am I mistaking that with another clubs ex[club]employee account?