Iliman Ndiaye (City back on the menu)

[Gash]

Feels like this should be renamed the "Charlie Dimmock meets Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen" thread.

[Brownie]

I did a DIY, sorted within 6 months.

We had over a million quid worth of assets to sort out. She duv her heels in

[TheRam]

Taskers that.

A great shop. Hope she went the cafe.

[Free Agent]

Yeah, thats what I thought. and another up vote for the cafe from me also.

[Shogun]

Choices choices,
"the cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige?"

[Paddockoldie]

We had over a million quid worth of assets to sort out. She duv her heels in

Now, how does that happen, when we have all the power eh?

[Goaljira]

I'd love a Grand Designs with a footballer. Kevin's distaste at either the outrageous design, or disappointed in the bland conservatism. The initial budget, the design, then instead of poor weather, living in a caravan onsite, a pregnant partner and a blown budget being a factor, its instead 7 changes of design in 9 months on the footballer/partners whims, shady hangers on having too much input, needing to engineer a move to get a sign on fee to pay for it but also staying local enough to still use the house....

[Silas]

Taskers is sound.

He's stopping I reckon, if we get a vid of her in home sense we have nothing to worry about

[Sir Stealth]

Taskers that.

A great shop. Hope she went the cafe.

I work in the furniture business and a few months back got chatting to a guy (presumed he was a customer) and then he dropped the bombshell that his furniture business have had meetings with the top bosses at my company about supplying some occassional pieces for us to sell

I was thinking ‘oh fair play this guys started his own business and has found his way in amongst the big dogs’

Then I asked what his business was called and he said Taskers. I was only talking to Jay Tasker!The Dan Friedkin of Furniture companies in the North West of England!

He was a lovely fella, and although he might not be able to give me the inside track on Everton’s transfer business I may well be able to give you guys all you need to know about what coffee tables, lamps and rugs are likely to be trending in Autumn/Winter 26/27 so watch this space

[Trowel]

[MmmBlueBranthwaite]

Basically his missus doesnt want to go.

[Cereal Killer]

Look forward to Man Utd offering £30m on deadline

[Toddacelli]

Look forward to Man Utd offering £30m on deadline

Hope not. The one thing about losing him is supposed to be that we get a good wedge added to the transfer kitty.

[Gash]

Surely it's not that expensive to get a sofa delivered to Saudi Arabia?

[Escalator]

Says it all really, he’s off. Statement from him says “I don’t want to go to Saudi, I want to stay in the Premier league” NOT “I don’t want to go to Saudi I want to stay at Everton” couldn’t be clearer.