Dyche Watch

[blueforyou]

Next Scotland manager

[Brownie]

Just seen the Snickers advert with him. Dear Lord

[777Kidnappings]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRwArESs/

He’ll be on GB news before we know it. He’s completely thrown the towel in and gonna get really weird imo.

Its a bit like that unfunny cunt who does football impressions is doing an impression of him. Either that or hes had a breakdown

[Jamokachi]

Why is he so desperate for a attention? Proper weird.

[toffee_scot]

Not quite Dyche but look who else is getting attention and is a similar profile of manager

[Cereal Killer]

Not quite Dyche but look who else is getting attention and is a similar profile of manager

I’m guessing pints of wine are getting a bit expensive these days!

[74Blue]

Not quite Dyche but look who else is getting attention and is a similar profile of manager

Are they rebranding as "Gravy's"

[kramer]

I’m fascinated by the egomania of these industrial, long ball managers.

They simply cannot handle losing and that’s what drives them to play safety-first dogshit. Which of course only enables them to manage poor footballing sides and perpetuates losing.

Then they have to find other avenues to not feel inferior. It’s kind of tragic in a way.

[777Kidnappings]

I’m fascinated by the egomania of these industrial, long ball managers.

They simply cannot handle losing and that’s what drives them to play safety-first dogshit. Which of course only enables them to manage poor footballing sides and perpetuates losing.

Then they have to find other avenues to not feel inferior. It’s kind of tragic in a way.

Maybe they just cant do anything else. Cant imagine dyche isnt playing pep style football because he cant handle losing

[kramer]

Maybe they just cant do anything else. Cant imagine dyche isnt playing pep style football because he cant handle losing

Perhaps. But I feel like every single one has the trajectory of somehow getting less progressive as their career goes on when their starting baseline level was already fairly low.

I actually respected the work Dyche had done until his last half-season here. I found it embarrassing how little he was up to that season, just boring, ineffective basics and cashing a paycheck.

Allardyce followed a similar arc.

[777Kidnappings]

Perhaps. But I feel like every single one has the trajectory of somehow getting less progressive as their career goes on when their starting baseline level was already fairly low.

I actually respected the work Dyche had done until his last half-season here. I found it embarrassing how little he was up to that season, just boring, ineffective basics and cashing a paycheck.

Allardyce followed a similar arc.

Do they not just get further behind the times when they were already behind the times and unable to adapt

Dyche did a really good job here for a time...... the last season though is almost unexplainably bad. That and his Instagram kind of suggests he had some sort of mental break.

Be staggered if hes employed at a decent level again but I said that before he got the forest job and even after that he was linked with spurs. Think midtable championship is the best hes gonna do next time

[TheRam]

This week he has been on Chris Evans show saying he was hungover.

Then he went on Jaime Vardys podcast and went through his ideal takeaway order.

[777Kidnappings]

Hes become what people would have done to characture him. Midlife crisis

[TheRam]

On talksport saying fosters is a great pint.

[biziclop]

On talksport saying fosters is a great pint.

My theory is still that the pressure of his first season broke something in him.

Like, I don't care how backwards he was as a manager, or his cringey media appearances, but if you say a Fosters is a great pint, you've clearly lost touch with reality.