Something like 1.6 or something compared to 1.0 with JB in the side.
These absolute rancid fucktards where lining up for Dyche for Burnley in 2016.
Another year, another fucking year of Keane. LOL.
Michael Keane
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Re: Michael Keane
Haha, oh well keep the nukes for if we decide to give another one of our golden oldies a contract extension after next seasonGoaljira wrote: Tue May 12, 2026 9:57 pm If Coleman signs another playing contract then the club needs nuking from orbit.
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Re: Michael Keane
We're still about the about 5th or 6th best defence in the league and they've played a large part in it. I don't think it's just down to them that we've suddenly started conceding lots of late goals.Bob Sacamano wrote: Sun May 17, 2026 3:55 pm How many goals do we concede with the chuckle brother pairing at CB?
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Re: Michael Keane
I've never known a centre back who is so consistently drawn out of position by the movement of attackers. All you've got to do against us is get your centre forward to drop in to the space between our defence and midfield, wait for Keane to follow him out there, then just simple ball through the vacated space with only a lead-booted Tarkowski for cover.
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Re: Michael Keane
How many times have we conceded three or more goals with him in the team this season?
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Re: Michael Keane
Shit. Forgot about that. Wishful thinking, eh?
Insert Michael Scott gif here:
no! no! God no! Noooooooooo!
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Re: Michael Keane
What an original and witty response.Kerryblueboy wrote: Mon May 18, 2026 11:10 am Way too many but sure he will be fourth choice will hardly play
I think the 17th time was probably enough though.
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Well that’s fairly obvious that if he starts practically every game this season we are going to lose some of them, so that’s 100% down to him in your books then ? How many games has he started and we have won, or doesn’t that count ?TheRam wrote: Mon May 18, 2026 11:08 am Five times.
He’s started every game where we’ve conceded three or more goals.
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Just seems to be quite a common occurrence when Michael Keane is in the team.Escalator wrote: Mon May 18, 2026 2:23 pm Well that’s fairly obvious that if he starts practically every game this season we are going to lose some of them, so that’s 100% down to him in your books then ? How many games has he started and we have won, or doesn’t that count ?
He’s always there it seems when we ship a lot of goals.
All the stats back that up.