Football Pet Hates

[Toffee1]

Celebrity fake England fans. They will be coming out in their droves over the next few days, posting Tik Tok (other social media outlets are available) videos wearing either their 1982 Admiral. 1990 and 1996 Umbro replica shirts (that someone had to get for them) and shouting with clenched fists "COME ON ENGLAND"!

Most of them are like this.

[Toffee1]

Celebrity fake England fans. They will be coming out in their droves over the next few days, posting Tik Tok (other social media outlets are available) videos wearing either their 1982 Admiral. 1990 and 1996 Umbro replica shirts (that someone had to get for them) and shouting with clenched fists "COME ON ENGLAND"!

Most of them are like this.

[Evertonfc15]

managers who dont make subsitutions to slow the game down in the last 5 mins to see matches out - clearly disrupts the oppos momentum - if you are winning

[Shogun]

Keepers going down so that the manager can give a team talk to players on the sidelines.

I'd ban players from being allowed within 20 yards of the manager/coaching staff whilst a player is down 'injured'

[CannockPricey]

Celebrity fake England fans. They will be coming out in their droves over the next few days, posting Tik Tok (other social media outlets are available) videos wearing either their 1982 Admiral. 1990 and 1996 Umbro replica shirts (that someone had to get for them) and shouting with clenched fists "COME ON ENGLAND"!

Most of them are like this.

I know this topic is from 2024 but just seen this. There is some genuine footage of Prince William meeting Villa fans in the pub to chat about his love for them from a couple of years back. It was on Midlands Today and they did their best to make it into a positive story but it was pretty clear he was a posher, less well informed Roger Nouveau.

[bigmanbob]

Half and half scarves. Fuck. Off

[Brownie]

Half and half scarves. Fuck. Off

I’ve bought half and half scarves for my man cave for special occasions - first game I took the kids to, last game at Goodison, first game a HD. All of the wall and never to wear

[bigmanbob]

Then Im sorry about this pal, but we can't be friends, Im sure you're gutted

[Brownie]

Then Im sorry about this pal, but we can't be friends, Im sure you're gutted

Devastated

I just see them as nice little mementos of certain sporting events I’ve been to -I have one for every team I’ve see Wales play live - which is every nation apart from Tonga. I wouldn’t buy one for every Everton game but one of my favourite memorabilia items I have is the scarf from the Doncaster game in the Carabo Cup last year. My ex would never let me take the kids to sport and they both wanted to go to Goodison before we moved. So it has massive sentimental value

[TheRam]

Don’t mind them.

If we were in Europe in a massive game I’d probably buy one myself.

[Evertonfc15]

if you have tnt for the european matches and u want to watch the best game - guaranteed it wont be on tnt but on amazon prime - which makes a farce of paying tnt the mthly subscription
and yess i dont have a fire stick

[Shogun]

People had half and half scarves in the derby. Just assumed they were kopites.

[Audrey Horne]

Don’t mind them.

If we were in Europe in a massive game I’d probably buy one myself.

I think European games are different though. Getting half and halfs for Prem games is mad. Tourist behaviour

[Sir Stealth]

The whole walking on the crest thing. Most annoying parts being

The fact that it’s put right outside the tunnel centrally where the players are going to have to go out of their way to walk around it

When players notice it at the last second and tip toe around it as if it was a massive hole in the ground

The total fume and outrage as if it’s massively disrespectful if someone does walk on it

And on a separate note/theme - the players covering their mouths when talking to eachother thing. Pathetic

[Mouse]

And on a separate note/theme - the players covering their mouths when talking to eachother thing. Pathetic

100%, self-important asses. It may be a little extreme but I like FIFA’s idea of it being a red card offence for the WC.