New Everton Stadium at Bramley Moore Dock

[AndSeel]

I have my season ticket in row 63, I wouldn't change it for most of Upper South.

It's perfect to stand up all game. It is a pain getting out though. Quads of steel now too.

Im a row 63er myself. Love the view. Wouldn't mind moving down go tow 40 or something to save my knees.

[Deano Blue Boy]

Im a row 63er myself. Love the view. Wouldn't mind moving down go tow 40 or something to save my knees.

What block are you in?

I think the only thing that'll tempt me to move is the first 5 rows.

[Bluebridge]

There are a few - a set smack bang in the middle of the stand, between the two central bar areas. But space there is limited and it's a bit of a mission to get there I'd your seats don't just come out near it.
Then there's a screen more or less with the south meets the east, but that's away from the bars.

To be honest, just a PA announcement with "the second half is about to start" or a blast of z-cars just before the game and the second half kicks off

Not being funny, but we all know how long 15 minutes is, and have phones with timers on

[superpull]

Not being funny, but we all know how long 15 minutes is, and have phones with timers on

Pfft, can't check my watch whilst holding 15 whole pounds worth of beer

[Goaljira]

Pfft, can't check my watch whilst holding 15 whole pounds worth of beer

You can hold that one bottle in your left hand whilst checking your phone with your right.

[AndSeel]

What block are you in?

I think the only thing that'll tempt me to move is the first 5 rows.

208 for me.

[Deano Blue Boy]

208 for me.

Looks like we are either side of each other. I'm 2011. Probably the same view just left and right.

[Risky]

208 for me.

I'm 208 too, row 61

[Shogun]

NSNO orgy on the horizon here

[AndSeel]

I'm 208 too, row 61

Thought i smelt something....

Haha maybe your my best friend who i sit next to.

[Gash]

We've got a President of Business Operations.

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/feb ... PVSn7s0j6A

[Trowel]

We've got a President of Business Operations.

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/feb ... PVSn7s0j6A

Albeit there's no detail, but I think that's the first time since the stadium has opened that the club have mentioned doing something with the hydraulic tower.

[Shogun]

We've got a President of Business Operations.

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/feb ... PVSn7s0j6A

Sounds decent. I had a little go at translating some of the stuff he was saying there.

Throughout my career, I have led businesses undergoing transformation and growth, and I am excited to now apply that experience to a club with the heritage, ambition and global potential of Everton. Translation: I've had this nonsense role in a bunch of companies who are yet to go under and now another business called Everton have given me a bunch of money to get as much money out of you as possible

My responsibility is simple in principle, though ambitious in scope: to help Everton grow commercially and ensure we are maximising the enormous platform we now have at our disposal – most notably, our incredible waterfront stadium. Translation: GIVE US YOUR MONEY. THOSE BLUE DOUGHNUTS ARE GOING TO BE £12 BABY!

First and foremost, I want to recognise the excellent progress already made by colleagues at Everton. Thanks to the enormous effort of so many across the Club, we proudly play our football at the best stadium in the Premier League. It’s because of this that the team have been able to attract prestigious Founding Partners such as Pepsi, Budweiser, Castore, Christopher Ward, Seat Unique and Aramark, alongside the fantastic support that Hill Dickinson provide us as stadium naming rights partner. Translation: The club has so far managed to get a reasonable amount of money out of you lot because the stadium is class and it's the first season and see these massive twat companies we've got on board? They won't stay forever unless you GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!!!

These partnerships are not only commercially important, they reflect the ambition, drive and stature of this football club.Translation: Please. For the love of God. Buy their stuff! GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

It has provided us with a world-class platform to attract global brands, expand our premium offering and unlock new opportunities on both matchdays and non-matchdays.You know what my favourite ABBA song is? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

And, as a proud Scot myself, I’m especially looking forward to welcoming the Tartan Army when they join us in March. Translation: I've never been to a football match in my life

Importantly, this new chapter in our Club’s history has also allowed us to give Everton Women a permanent home at Goodison Park – a historic ground now dedicated to the Women’s team. That commitment underlines our belief that growth must support the whole Club and ensures that both our Men’s and Women’s teams have platforms befitting their ambition. Translation: Remember when we kept Goodison? Yeah, we can get rid of it when we want if you don't GIVE US MONEY and get watching the women matches

But commercial growth is not about headlines or balance sheets alone. It directly underpins what happens on the pitch. Every commercial agreement we secure, every event we host at our new home and every traditional or newly-sourced revenue stream we enhance or develop strengthens our ability to invest in our Men’s and Women’s teams, our recruitment strategy, our Academy and the infrastructure that supports elite performance.Translation: Waffle waffle jargon waffle sniff it you peasants and give us your money ffs

Angus and our ownership have made clear that commercial revenue is to be reinvested into football operations. That means stronger commercial performance translates into greater flexibility in squad building, improved resources for coaching and performance staff, and the financial resilience required to compete in the world’s best league under modern financial regulations Translation: GIVE US YOUR MONEY OR WE'LL GIVE MYKOLENKO A NEW CONTRACT

Success on the pitch will, in turn, help grow our commercial portfolio, expand our fanbase and further leverage the opportunities presented by the stadium. It is a virtuous cycle once achieved – but it begins with building strong commercial foundations. Translation: Yes most of the team is shit and it's ballache to get to the ground but you know Europe? Might happen one day you know. Only if you do one thing though. GIVE US YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Cereal Killer]

You’ll be replacing Hugh Dennis on Mock the Week

[Trowel]

You’ll be replacing Hugh Dennis on Mock the Week

They already have!