Michael Keane

[Free Agent]

Maybe we’re gonna loan him to Roma

[Bob Sacamano]

Knows the city

[Cozzie]

Gutted.

Can't be arsed arguing the reasons why it's "good" or "fine for now"

He's proper legit plop. Massive opportunity to finally rid him from the club.

Get that he won't feature much but fucking hell he is cripplingly hard to stomach when he is on the field.

[PoD1878]

[Granite]

Can imagine we did it as it was, yenno, the best option, like.

[Cozzie]

Plot twist.

He gets the number 9 shirt and never graces us with nervy showings at the back ever again.

Scores a few blammos then finally fucks off.

[superpull]

[Goaljira]

Weird deal all around.

[777Kidnappings]

David sounds like he's just repeating my wisdom... we've never been seen in a room together.....

[Fynci]

Weird feeling, I'm happy that he's sticking around while also hoping that he doesn't have to play.

[Shogun]

Seeing as barely playing is apparently a good thing, I'd like to announce that I am available as 5th choice CB for £10k per week if anyone at Everton is interested

[777Kidnappings]

Seeing as barely playing is apparently a good thing, I'd like to announce that I am available as 5th choice CB for £10k per week if anyone at Everton is interested

We don't need 5. You should have offered before Keane signed

[fxceltic]

If wages are ok it’s a good deal

[Audrey Horne]

"I still feel I have a lot to offer Everton."

Really?

[Shogun]

Wonder how much money we've wasted on Keane and Coleman there.