Liverpool being bellends

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CannockPricey wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:18 pm Wonder if they'll do much on Klopp leaving in that series..
Yes a million percent.

Cameras all over anfield on his final game…

YNWA playing for the full 90mins

Three scarves held aloft for each person in the ground. The whole of the kop wearing Klopp masks.

A child being air lifted onto the pitch at full time singing Allez Allez Allez.

VVD refusing to leave the goal, handcuffing himself to the post as tears stream down his face.

Salah taking off his Egyptian crown and placing it upon Klopps head, teeth glistening in the anfield lights, we are unsure if it teeth or diamonds from the crown.
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Audrey Horne wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:46 pm Yes a million percent.

Cameras all over anfield on his final game…

YNWA playing for the full 90mins

Three scarves held aloft for each person in the ground. The whole of the kop wearing Klopp masks.

A child being air lifted onto the pitch at full time singing Allez Allez Allez.

VVD refusing to leave the goal, handcuffing himself to the post as tears stream down his face.

Salah taking off his Egyptian crown and placing it upon Klopps head, teeth glistening in the anfield lights, we are unsure if it teeth or diamonds from the crown.
That sounds about right. I was a little concerned they might make too much of it. :D
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Audrey Horne wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:46 pm Yes a million percent.

Cameras all over anfield on his final game…

YNWA playing for the full 90mins

Three scarves held aloft for each person in the ground. The whole of the kop wearing Klopp masks.

A child being air lifted onto the pitch at full time singing Allez Allez Allez.

VVD refusing to leave the goal, handcuffing himself to the post as tears stream down his face.

Salah taking off his Egyptian crown and placing it upon Klopps head, teeth glistening in the anfield lights, we are unsure if it teeth or diamonds from the crown.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Let’s not forget Peter Drury, who will be chocking on hyperboles and long, poetic sentences as Carragher sucks desperately on helium to ensure his squeaky excitable voice is as realistic as possible. Because HE IS LIVERPOOL, remember.
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I find Drury quite funny but he's desperate to find his Aguero moment.
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Just heard on radio 5 live that Klopp has accepted the job as Worldwide Ambassador for Colgate toothpaste !
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Gash wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:48 pm I find Drury quite funny but he's desperate to find his Aguero moment.
I used to like him a lot but i feel the way he comms is just done as affect now, hammed right up and it doesnt work ...

It was great before but now its like he has been told to do it more etc and it seems a bit put on.
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Audrey Horne wrote: Sat Feb 03, 2024 11:49 am Image
She needs to try Ducolax !
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It's a good job they don't lose much because he's the sorest fucking loser going.

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He’s such a cunt !
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It makes me fume when he is smiling through his bullshit rants

It’s so passive aggressive
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Audrey Horne wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 12:01 pm Let’s not forget Peter Drury, who will be chocking on hyperboles and long, poetic sentences as Carragher sucks desperately on helium to ensure his squeaky excitable voice is as realistic as possible. Because HE IS LIVERPOOL, remember.
and Fletcher on TNT with his liverpool buddy macmanaman neither can speak ( probably a good thing) for choking back the tears whilst consoling them selves of the good times under jurgen.
WBFBTPL
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Yeah because no one ever did 'fist bumps and stuff' until Klopp came along. The fucking whopper!
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