The Grealish elephant in the room

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The Grealish elephant in the room

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I know we're all skirting around it but It's got to be said. That's probably the least flattering hairstyle he's had. Maybe it looks better not in a ponytail but otherwise very disappointing. Does him a disservice.
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Nice that it’s blue though. Maybe he thought he should reign it in a bit incase we all got too excited
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Yeah, he should go back to rocking the headband!
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It’s a no nonsense “let’s get to work” haircut.

Leave the headbands to the Gillette models.
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I prefer it to his previous, not too sure on the shaved bottom half of it like, but couldn't stand the flopping hair with a headband and short back & sides under it.
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I like the 90s curtains resurgence. He should get involved.
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I miss the Alice band, was main reason I wanted us to sign him 🥲
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It's a sleek, slightly greasy man bun that signals he's here to do business and I'm backing it.
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cassius wrote: Wed Aug 27, 2025 6:12 am It's a sleek, slightly greasy man bun that signals he's here to do business and I'm backing it.
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Glad you brought this up. He looks more like a Leeds player at present, needs sorting.
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He needs to go and get a short back and sides
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I like the royal blue bobble personally, looking forward to seeing if he's got one to match the away kit
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In my hairband/ponytail ear at the moment but fear my hairline isn’t what it used to be to pull it off anymore.
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What’s a hairline? Been rocking the Gravesen for decades now…
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As long as it doesnt creep up his head into a top knot.
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