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Jamokachi wrote: ↑Wed Aug 13, 2025 8:52 pm Of course they are, and she will. It's disingenuous to suggest she wouldn't be, she's not dumb!

cassius wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:17 am It's like that time I asked this girl called Andrea from school out and she turned me down. And then I asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again.

And then I started going out with this other girl called Liz (not that Lizz) and suddenly Andrea got all interested again and was showing me all the attention and getting overly friendly in the sixth form centre.

She wasn't getting anything further than a few friendly smiles from 17 year old Cassius though, because he'd moved on.

I guess it isn't the same because I'm Everton in this actual memory and Andrea is Southampton, except Everton haven't moved on with their own Liz and Southampton are probably a lot more desperate than Andrea was, who in reality probably just said hello to me one morning and I interpreted it as her being all over me so that I could cope with the rejection better.

Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day.

sam of the south wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:27 am What are they both doing now?

(Andrea and Liz, not Everton and Southampton. Or Lizz, we know what she’s doing, she’s stuck on this merry-go-round with us lot)

cassius wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:30 am I bet they're not spending their time reading stuff on an Everton forum.

Liz lives in France and has a horse.

No idea what happened to Andrea, she's probably sitting in some jacuzzi somewhere, married to a rich, handsome and charismatic businessman, thinking she could have had it all if she'd just said yes to Cass.

cassius wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:17 am It's like that time I asked this girl called Andrea from school out and she turned me down. And then I asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again.

And then I started going out with this other girl called Liz (not that Lizz) and suddenly Andrea got all interested again and was showing me all the attention and getting overly friendly in the sixth form centre.

She wasn't getting anything further than a few friendly smiles from 17 year old Cassius though, because he'd moved on.

I guess it isn't the same because I'm Everton in this actual memory and Andrea is Southampton, except Everton haven't moved on with their own Liz and Southampton are probably a lot more desperate than Andrea was, who in reality probably just said hello to me one morning and I interpreted it as her being all over me so that I could cope with the rejection better.

Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day.

cassius wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:30 am I bet they're not spending their time reading stuff on an Everton forum.

Liz lives in France and has a horse.

No idea what happened to Andrea, she's probably sitting in some jacuzzi somewhere, married to a rich, handsome and charismatic businessman, thinking she could have had it all if she'd just said yes to Cass.

sam of the south wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 11:35 am Yeah, they won’t be doing the Everton forum thing, only losers do that (other than Lizz, she’s sound)

It sounds like they are both winning at life.

But there’s degrees of winning.

And having Cass in your life is the ultimate level.

So in essence, all at nsno are the real winners here.

*old forum hug emoji*

KingdingalingNL wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 4:41 pm You still basically called us all losers though!

Followed it up with a vague compliment that was more aimed at Cassius, so I think I am hurt??? But don't really know........................ yeah the losers remark hurt!

KingdingalingNL wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 4:37 pm Lives in France and has a horse
Just like saying my ex lives in Derby and has a car!?

Everton have broken Cassius, I hope they are proud of themselves the bastards!