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He’d be perfect for a Bournemouth or Brentford type club who have patience and are adaptable.
He’d be picking splinters from his arse at a club like ours.

Watching Belgium in their first game I would have rom back in a heartbeat changed the game when he came on would still get goals for us

Kerryblueboy wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 1:44 pm Watching Belgium in their first game I would have rom back in a heartbeat changed the game when he came on would still get goals for us

Couldn’t head or kick it into the net from less than 6 yards out, but apart from that, at least he can hold the ball up…

Yeah if there’s one thing you would say about lukaku is that he doesn’t score goals

He’s the record WHAT for WHO!?

777Kidnappings wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2026 11:29 am Is that me? Is well run club with great scouting an odd call? Feels like a better bet than sentiment and making statements but each to their own.

And yet after all the hyperbole about how great these two clubs are they only finished 4 points ahead of us even after the rubbish ending to our season we had……

4evablu wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 2:56 pm And yet after all the hyperbole about how great these two clubs are they only finished 4 points ahead of us even after the rubbish ending to our season we had……

Whats Latin for only 4 points behind Bournemouth

Cereal Killer wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 1:56 pm Couldn’t head or kick it into the net from less than 6 yards out, but apart from that, at least he can hold the ball up…

You obviously didn’t watch the game he changed the whole game when he came on held it up and caused the equaliser by being in the right place

777Kidnappings wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 3:01 pm Whats Latin for only 4 points behind Bournemouth

Same as only 4 points behind Brentford and Brighton…..or for the uneducated “ Quattuor punctis post“ Brentford and Brighton

Kerryblueboy wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 3:02 pm You obviously didn’t watch the game he changed the whole game when he came on held it up and caused the equaliser by being in the right place

I did
He did
He also missed scoring from a yard out
He also missed heading it in from 6 yards out

Bournemouth, shrodingers football club.

Dwight off to the champo well whooooo would have thunk it.

Not even sure he’d be that good down there any more the complete slug.

Makeweight?

Get him gone