Liverpool being bellends

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toffee_scot wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:10 pm John Terry
that's fucking hilarious.
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Reckon Salah, 'trent' or Van whinge will sign contracts?

Think Alexander-Arnold is already in Madrid.
Salah is 50/50, if they offer him the obscene wages then he'll sign but otherwise he'll be off to PSG/Saudi.
Could see van Dijk slinking off to Saudi.
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Yeah think salah defo will sign
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Salah signs for sure.

Reckon Van Dyke maybe one more year.

Trent is off I reckon.
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Bracing unbearable times again.
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Trying desperately to find an angle where I can still take the piss out of them a bit.

I’m thinking maybe try and blag they’ve done a Leicester? Some of them are so intense they’ll bite on that I reckon.
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If they're to win a title I prefer it this way, knowing for months takes all the drama and end of season climax out of it, I couldn't think of anything worse than them winning Aguero style with the last kick of the season.

Two PL titles, one behind closed doors and one when all their rivals shit the bed at the same time and had terrible seasons, at least it's easy to devalue the achievement, that in itself is a enough to get a bite out of them.
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TheRam wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:41 am Trying desperately to find an angle where I can still take the piss out of them a bit.

I’m thinking maybe try and blag they’ve done a Leicester? Some of them are so intense they’ll bite on that I reckon.
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Gash wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:48 am If they're to win a title I prefer it this way, knowing for months takes all the drama and end of season climax out of it, I couldn't think of anything worse than them winning Aguero style with the last kick of the season.

Two PL titles, one behind closed doors and one when all they're rivals shit the bed at the same time and had terrible seasons, at least it's easy to devalue the achievement, that in itself is a enough to get a bit out of them.
one million percent agree.

So what, they've won the league when one of the top 4 is fucking Nottingham Forest...

How boring. it will always kill them that they haven't had an Aguero moment in the league. So i will just mention how boring it must be, with no drama and no competition.
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Audrey Horne wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 11:51 am one million percent agree.

So what, they've won the league when one of the top 4 is fucking Nottingham Forest...

How boring. it will always kill them that they haven't had an Aguero moment in the league. So i will just mention how boring it must be, with no drama and no competition.
Makes is slightly easier to stomach too as we've had months knowing it was coming, by the time they're finally confirmed no one other than their fans will give a fuck as it'll have been over for months. Obviously Sky etc will try and make a big song and dance about it but it's going to be one of the most boring, anti climatic titles in years.
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So basically they HAVE done a Leicester. Won the league in a season when noone else clearly wanted to.
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NomadskiEFC wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 5:40 pm So basically they HAVE done a Leicester. Won the league in a season when noone else clearly wanted to.
I've never much liked Spurs and them managing to go head to head with Leicester in the run in and still finish 3rd was particularly pleasing.
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CannockPricey wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 6:38 pm I've never much liked Spurs and them managing to go head to head with Leicester in the run in and still finish 3rd was particularly pleasing.
Yeah.
Two of my mates are Spurs fans and the thought of them winning the league and them basking in the glory for ever more was a living nightmare.
It was the same for the champions league final v's the shite.
Honestly didn't have a clue who i wanted to win.
Luckily spurs took it out of my hands, by not bothering to turning up
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They’re so easily rattled
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