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"The fans expectation there is really high"

You had us 16th and dropping you bellend

Throwing it on the players, again

At least he recommended a decent manager before he left. Where would we have been without that pearl of wisdom

NickNack wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:02 pm At least he recommended a decent manager before he left. Where would we have been without that pearl of wisdom

A complete unknown one as well, who definitely wasnt on our radar.

He is such a loser

''The weight of Everton got too powerful. I can see it in these lads' eyes''.

Translated into English ''none of the players could stand me, and any manager that came in following me, who wasn't a complete moron, would get an immediate uplift in form and mood''.

Bless him. The more he deflects, the more he reveals.

Takes all the credit for Moyes? What a bellend. This guy has main character syndrome .

And he didn't just leave did he, he admitted he couldn't do the job and still waited around for his pay off. He forced the hand.

He's a liar and never takes blame for anything It would be great to get some of the player's perspectives down the line.

would love to see him go 0-0-7 at spurs when they go down.

I’d like to report a fraud.
15 months ago some idiot said he’d taken this team as far as he fucking could.

Free Agent wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2026 12:52 pm I’d like to report a fraud.
15 months ago some idiot said he’d taken this team as far as he fucking could.

That's not fraud though. Just an extremely limited neanderthal of a manager admitting he was well and truly out of his depth.

This can't be real....

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2026 1:55 pm This can't be real....

AjaxAndy wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2026 2:48 pm

Must be AI

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2026 2:50 pm Must be AI

Haha I'd be worried if AI had become so advanced it was capable of mimiking Dyche in all his cringe so accurately

He said on talk sport Friday he was going to go on social media.