General Transfer Thread

[Audrey Horne]

Naaaaa be laughing gas

They all do the balloons

[Bob Sacamano]

He’s been on the gas before the little wife beating rat

[Cereal Killer]

Spurs £70m bid for Van Hecke rejected by Brighton

[AjaxAndy]

Spurs £70m bid for Van Hecke rejected by Brighton

Wow, that's a lot and also a lot to reject!

I'd imagine they're getting a similar amount for Van De Ven which is how there funding this?

[Bob Sacamano]

Swapping one cry arse for another.

[blueToffee]

Real Madrid elections are funny.

Most comments guessing Vitinha or Neves from PSG.

[TheRam]

Real Madrid elections are funny.

Most comments guessing Vitinha or Neves from PSG.

Yeah, them or maybe the Georgian or possibly Dembele.

Can’t think of anyone else who’s a galactico in the game, considering he’s ruled out the premier league.

[blueToffee]

Why doesn't every club do this?

[blueToffee]

Next promise will probably be free ice cream for everyone.

[toffee_scot]

Next promise will be that he will finally sign for Everton, 20 years later.

[Bob Sacamano]

What is this haaaaaa

[Bob Sacamano]

Is that his celebration or did he create a new one for the transfer? Can’t recall him doing this after any of the penalties I’ve seen him manage to score.

[bigmanbob]

What an absolute cunt

[Bob Sacamano]

The majority of footballers are such tryhard bellends.

[TheRam]

The majority of footballers are such tryhard bellends.

And he’s the worst of the lot.

Never seen a football be so aware that he’s on telly than him.