Jack Harrison

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brap2
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Playing on the wrong side of the pitch for one thing.
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brap2 wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2024 8:17 pm Playing on the wrong side of the pitch for one thing.
Being totally shite the other
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An so Jack is this season’s boo boy yes? Just so I know. Thanks
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Brownie wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:02 pm An so Jack is this season’s boo boy yes? Just so I know. Thanks
If he puts in a number of good performances I'll get behind him... But he hasn't so until then yes he'll be referred to as Cack Harrison in my house.
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AjaxAndy wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:18 pm If he puts in a number of good performances I'll get behind him... But he hasn't so until then yes he'll be referred to as Cack Harrison in my house.
How original 😂😂
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AndSeel wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2024 7:47 pm Every player in our team has a first touch like the ball is a flyaway, he has a touch like its made of concrete, just cant travel with it at all.
A flyaway! Them balls caused carnage in playgrounds up and down the country! Must’ve spent more time going around to ask for it back than actually playing with it!
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Toddacelli wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 6:57 am A flyaway! Them balls caused carnage in playgrounds up and down the country! Must’ve spent more time going around to ask for it back than actually playing with it!
I loved that ping noise they made when you twatted it.
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Paddockoldie wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 7:30 am I loved that ping noise they made when you twatted it.
Haha! Yeah! Would love that as my notification alert 😂
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Toddacelli wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 6:57 am A flyaway! Them balls caused carnage in playgrounds up and down the country! Must’ve spent more time going around to ask for it back than actually playing with it!
Defied the laws of physics. The harder you kicked them forward the further they went behind you.
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MayorFarnham wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 7:24 pm Defied the laws of physics. The harder you kicked them forward the further they went behind you.
You could always score the craziest goals.

On a windy day the amount of own goals scored from the keeper trying to kick off was hilarious.
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This is all way more interesting than Jack Harrison
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sam of the south wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 8:13 pm This is all way more interesting than Jack Harrison
I actually reckon ironically he'd be able to take a player on with a fly away.
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Absolute turd as usual. That bad Leeds havent wanted him for 2 seasons as not good enough for the championship. So Charity FC pay his 90k a week
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Just please leave...
brap2
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He's got a clause in his contract that says he has the option to leave on loan.

His last few seasons in the prem have been :

8g/8a
8g/1a
5g/7a

Then he joined us.
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