Christian Nørgaard

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4evablu wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2026 8:08 am Why don’t you just give him a chance before effectively writing him off…..like Andy said you’d be moaning if hull Coventry etc signed him…..
I wouldn’t even notice if Hull or Coventry signed him until they played against us.
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I’m going out on a limb so early in my forum career - but I think we’ll love this lad.

I’ve absolutely zero qualms about the signing, especially for the money. Might not play every week but I think he’ll get a lot of football and only strengthens us even if he’s not “hot and young “
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chocciestarfish wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2026 10:11 pm I’m going out on a limb so early in my forum career - but I think we’ll love this lad.

I’ve absolutely zero qualms about the signing, especially for the money. Might not play every week but I think he’ll get a lot of football and only strengthens us even if he’s not “hot and young “
I know in football terms 32 isn't young, but have you seen his jawline? He's definitely hot :lol:
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He's the type of man I reckon would be dead cool to sit in a sauna with.
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Cozzie wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:53 am He's the type of man I reckon would be dead cool to sit in a sauna with.
:shock:
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He's the type of man it would be fun to be in a Turkish prison with.
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Bluedylan1 wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:35 am He's the type of man it would be fun to be in a Turkish prison with.
Shirley you can’t be serious?
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Yeah he is adding to the handsome squad quota
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Toddacelli wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2026 11:04 am Shirley you can’t be serious?
Me and my gf watched this the other day.

I still liked it, she wasn’t that keen.

She liked the camp dude.

I think we all did.

I’d put the idea in our heads to watch it when Argentina were battering us at 1-0 and it felt thoroughly inevitable post subs, and I paraphrased “I picked the wrong week to stop doing heroin”
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sam of the south wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2026 8:33 am Me and my gf watched this the other day.

I still liked it, she wasn’t that keen.

She liked the camp dude.

I think we all did.

I’d put the idea in our heads to watch it when Argentina were battering us at 1-0 and it felt thoroughly inevitable post subs, and I paraphrased “I picked the wrong week to stop doing heroin”
You have to watch it for what it was and enjoy it as a product of that time. Then there are some bloody great laughs in it, and you’ll spot more with every rewatch.
I reckon the 80s was the golden era for spoofs.
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Toddacelli wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2026 12:26 pm You have to watch it for what it was and enjoy it as a product of that time. Then there are some bloody great laughs in it, and you’ll spot more with every rewatch.
I reckon the 80s was the golden era for spoofs.
Yes, I said similar but a fair bit less mansplainy
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sam of the south wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2026 12:59 pm Yes, I said similar but a fair bit less mansplainy
I’m a bugger for it. I always use too many words and overdo it to the point people think I think they’re simple.

But honestly, I just really care about people and communicating well with them and it causes me to overdo it to make sure they get the message because I don’t want them to miss out on any of it.

The missus picks me up on it all the time and I catch myself doing it a lot to other people as well 🙁

It comes from a good place though, I promise.
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Think he will end up being our POTY.
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Toddacelli wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2026 2:35 pm I’m a bugger for it. I always use too many words and overdo it to the point people think I think they’re simple.

But honestly, I just really care about people and communicating well with them and it causes me to overdo it to make sure they get the message because I don’t want them to miss out on any of it.

The missus picks me up on it all the time and I catch myself doing it a lot to other people as well 🙁

It comes from a good place though, I promise.
It’s all good, man.

People don’t realise the struggle us white, straight, Western males have.





























































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Do love a player name with identical double vowels.

Baardsen
Sheedy
Speed
Pienaar
Rooney
Farming karma like the Dalai Llama
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