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I know they have a small squad but Glasner is doing a pretty good job of making a mess of Europe. They've got 38 points they're not going down. He's not going to be there next season. Fuck the league off and throw everything into winning the Conference League and going out on a high. Imagine a mana...

Shogun wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2026 10:32 am Was hoping we'd go under the radar but now the BBC have picked up on it, it's not going to happen

That's right. With just under 2 billion worldwide viewers per week...

I'm just happy/ relieved we're currently more of a chance to play for the Conference League trophy than the EFL trophy or LDV Vans cup.

Did anyone catch Neto getting the ball off the PSG ballboy who wasn't letting it go. Neto went in a bit closer to grab it out of his grasp and the ballboy takes a dive against the hoarding and rolls along the touchline as if he's been hit. 'Pathetic' doesn't quite sum it up. The bulldust is spreadin...

blueToffee wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2026 8:48 pm Meanwhile Bodo now 2 up.

Would like them to get at least another- home advantage and all that.

Bodø and whoever they're playing.

Blueomar wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:26 am Lose 2-1 Gyokeres, minute 29

I don't really get what this cup is about though.

Win it and we're in Europe next season!

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Cereal Killer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 9:02 pm Ahhhh Kahn, that’s made me remember I saw this somewhere

Haha, yes I think that was outlawed in Sheffield in about the 1860s, Oliver!

Bit of a brain fade.

From my 80s and 90s eyes, the only thing lacking is that he doesn't "command" the area. Keepers should bulldoze their way through half a dozen bodies and claim balls. But (and this is why I stand by what I said), the game is changed and no keeper does that any more really. Ollie Khan woul...

Get rid of penalties, completely. See if players would stay on their feet and try to put it into the net rather than focussing on falling over. The skill of a difficult finish is more interesting than the skill of trying to engineer a believable falling over...followed by 5 minutes of analysis of TV...

Someone spent time making that?

What insight can be interpreted from the data?

Trophy's are too disputable a source to use as the reason one is better. Agree. And sorry to pick the bones, and this probably isn't the right thread, maybe the gripes thread or whatever it's called...but there is nothing/little more irrelevant in a team game with 11 players and their combined succ...

Gash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:52 pm I haven't watched any but was there any goals and/or assists in them?

Quite a few, ahem, since you mention it, Gash.

Some VERY fancy footwork too, amongst some extremely clever play.
Futsal, baby! And props to big Kevvy T, master-stroke.