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Ok, they were brutally murdered.

777Kidnappings wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2026 8:37 am I assume the other donkey is keane. Who was good yesterday.

I find it incredibly odd that players like ali, barry, dibling and patterson are spoken about better than someone like tarkowski whos contributed much more and cost less

Do you have, or have you ever had, a Burnley season ticket?

If I got my mates tickets and sat then with Everton fans, then they celebrated when we conceded and they got a slap - I'd tell them they deserved it and never get them tickets again. Absolute biff behaviour But yeah, in an ideal world there'd be no violence and the stewards would just remove them at...

Ah, as long as the majority can do it, we get to fuck off caring about those that cant.

Excellent to know. Can finally just crack on with binning off any wheelchair spaces as well as the majority of people can walk and we don't have to worry about people who would struggle.

TheRam wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2026 11:35 am It’s a 25-30 minute walk.

It is completely fine for the vast majority of people.

I'm alright Jack

TheRam wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2026 8:36 am People are sooooooo dramatic talking about the walk into town.

Said in the confidence of youth and health

Let's face it, we'd celebrate the league cup. Just bizarre, anybody thinking the conference League is something we should turn our noses up at

I'd seen reports he'd picked up a knock that will have him targeting Brentford or Liverpool as a return. (That the upcoming break has lessened the impact).

Will see on the weekend how true it is. Hopefully it's just the above news mangled in the retelling/gossiping.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/2026/03/09 ... r-2026-27/

I'm going to renew, but the thought did cross my mind it may not be worth it.

Suspect that waiting list will be reduced by quite a bit next year though.

If this is a worthless trophy, then we've never won a worthwhile European title

Shogun wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2026 1:28 pm

Looking at those names, it seems the stat is "who does your keeper aim for from a goal kick"?

777Kidnappings wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 10:13 pm We are 9 goals better off than we would be with an average Premier league keeper. So yes hes top based on that

That is what they *meant*, but the wording would have you believe the opposite.

Goals v expected goals and we're +9?
That means +9 goals yeah?

Toddacelli wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:15 pm I got a stats thing to show me the top keepers in the world based on stats. Pickford was 30th.
Some of the mad made up stats these days piss me off a bit so I did it purely on save percentage, no other metric, and in this one Pickford was 17th.

Then there's this

Looking at everyone's next 2 fixtures then we will hopefully still be in a similar place afterwards. It does look like a good opportunity for Brentford to pull quite a bit away from us whilst Bournemouth and Fulham do both play Burnley. I don't know if I see those teams behind us taking 6 points th...

Southall tops it purely down to the 18 yard box was his, no prisoners. I get pissed off that when they talk about best keepers in the league, it’s Reya, Donnaruma and fucking Alyson or however you spell the insignificant pricks name, Pickford barely gets a mention. I'm willing to accept my stance t...