Michael '3 goals' Keane

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Didn't realise there was no thread for him, how's he got away with that?!

Goals conceded in PL matches he's started since the beginning of last season:

Aston Villa 3
Bournemouth 3
Spurs 4
Brighton 3
Wolves 3
Burnley 0!
Aston Villa 4
Fulham 1!
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Horrid player
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Shogun wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:37 pm Didn't realise there was no thread for him, how's he got away with that?!

Goals conceded in PL matches he's started since the beginning of last season:

Aston Villa 3
Bournemouth 3
Spurs 4
Brighton 3
Wolves 3
Burnley 0!
Aston Villa 4
Fulham 1!
Pretty damning reading that isn't it!
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Just need Branthwaite back and fooking PRAY he stays fit.
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Absolute plodder
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He’s terrible.

One of the worst I’ve seen at centre half for us.

Over the last 20 years I think only Williams, Holgate and Alvarez have been worse. Certainly from the ones who had decent enough game time.

That first goal mate. He sees Watkins, does nothing, gets caught under the ball and loses the header.

Sick of him. He is a big reason as to why we’ve conceded so many goals.
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Yeah I think we just have to get him out of the side now and take what comes.
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Absolute farce he’s in the team and a huge factor in our terrible form. Dyche tried to go with him
At the beginning of last season, and same scenario!
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TheRam wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 8:35 pm He’s terrible.

One of the worst I’ve seen at centre half for us.

Over the last 20 years I think only Williams, Holgate and Alvarez have been worse. Certainly from the ones who had decent enough game time.

That first goal mate. He sees Watkins, does nothing, gets caught under the ball and loses the header.

Sick of him. He is a big reason as to why we’ve conceded so many goals.
Gotta have Funes Mori on this list.
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kramer wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:22 pm Gotta have Funes Mori on this list.
Maybe, I’m not sure he was any worse than Keane though.

He’s been really bad for a long time now.
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That first goal was bad all around though. Garner is tucked in too much initially, doesn't get out to Digne quick enough, Pickford should probably get a finger on the cross, Keane doesn't do enough to contest Watkins.

But yea, he looks bad honestly. Seems to be getting worse with age.
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TheRam wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:33 pm Maybe, I’m not sure he was any worse than Keane though.

He’s been really bad for a long time now.
Funes Mori was absolutely terrible. The only thing you could say he did well was run fast
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Bornblue88 wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:21 am Funes Mori was absolutely terrible. The only thing you could say he did well was run fast
Harsh. He also destroyed Origi's career by injuring him for 4 weeks.
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Didn't think there was much wrong with what happened in Watkins goal, he was getting his head under it so he could head it backwards, just that Watkins rode him whilst running onto the ball and leaped higher. Was probably more on Garner for being a long way out of position for the cross.

I don't know who steps in to take his postion for the next game, but we do need Branthwaite back.

That we're trying to do more stuff offensively than simply being hard to break down, changes it too, as does less experience in front of the defence. Mangala might improve that.
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Not just that he's shite, he makes those around him worse too.
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