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An indefinite ban is unnecessary. The club are making a statement here that they will not tolerate misbehaviour and will not fuck around when people are caught. Yes, £12.75 is a drop in the ocean to a multi-million pound business, but if it becomes the norm, then those £12.75s quickly start to add ...

Nobody's doing any of that nonsense. We love the place, so hardly likely to destroy it. Only ST' holders would want their seat, so easy to get them nicked if they did. I'd stop someone if they were damaging things because it belongs to us all. You can't jib Goodison anymore mate, not with those tur...

He's always been a bit of curmudgeon, even as a player. I was lucky enough to win a prize at arsenal away when I was about 6 or 7, we were in a box through my dad's work, and he was the player giving it to me. He just walked in, dropped it on me and walked away, no photos, no words or anything and ...

kramer wrote: ↑Sun Apr 13, 2025 8:56 pm Who’s that nobody in between Aina and Walker-Peters?

He's not bad, but I don't think he'd be able to do it at Stoke on a freezing cold winter night, so he'd be a waste of time if we drew Stoke away in the Carabao Cup.

They could cut a few yards off the back of the goals or sidelines and it would be enough to fill enough of those frames with a two inch strip, that’s still part of the pitch, what are you going to do with a bit off grass after it’s died ? Behind the goals is more or less all AstroTurf, not proper g...

The framed Goodison grass is (officially) up for sale now - I'm in two minds about the price/value of this: https://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/en/everton-goodison-park-framed-grass-20inch-panoramic/ We must be playing the last two home games on sand then, since these are due to ship on or around 2...

Well if it's a choice between £30 or £40m on a 22 year old Liam Delap, who has real potential and resale value or signing an almost 40 year old Albert fucking Steptoe on a free from Leicester on a free, I know which one I'm choosing. Jamie fucking Vardy can get to fuck and take his fucking grass bir...

blueToffee wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 5:24 pm Yeah, a big part of playing for a team like us that likely won't have a massive squad is just being reliable.

That's one for the medical team though.

They do say the best ability is availability.

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Mon Apr 07, 2025 6:01 pm Is the Southampton game defo a 3pm kick off on the 18th?

Not confirmed for definite as yet.

State of the Turkey Teeth on Garnacho.

The League Cup (currently called the Carabao Cup) is a trophy that we've never won. Yes, it may have always been seen as a bit of a poor relation to the FA Cup, but I'd still be absolutely delighted to see Everton lift it. A day out at Wembley is a day out at Wembley, whatever the competition.

Their heads are well and truly falling off over Alexander-Bellend. Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service are on high alert just in case Van Dickhead and Salah decide to fuck off too. That would be an epic summer of shirt burning. Imagine losing the best right back, the best centre half and the best win...

brap2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:20 am All about building beyond him for me.

He's quality but quality players exist, got to just make sure we replace ell and build on it.

Would be the ultimate statement of intent though being in a position to keep hold of our best players, whilst slowly adding more quality to the squad.

Bob Sacamano wrote: ↑Wed Mar 26, 2025 8:11 pm Some weirdo in a LFC hoodie that looks like he made himself on SSN now talking absolute shite with that whopper Mellor acting like he’s going for the money and in terms of legacy it will be a downgrade move.

Neil Mellor's just jealous because no-one good fucking wanted him. Fucking shitehawk!

Arteta's against Fiorentina was a pretty special moment. It was that moment when you thought "Hang on a minute, we're still in this competition." Unfortunately, we couldn't get over the line in the end, but that moment as pretty special.